Quick Information

Genetic Parents: Club 33 Phenotype

Total THC: 24.64%

THCA: 27.89%

Quality: Legendary

Genetic Type: Indica Dominant

Dominant Terpenes:

  • Myrcene (Herbal)
  • Caryophyllene (Pepper)
  • Limonene (Citrus)
Flower Description

πŸ”ΊπŸ‘οΈ ILLUMINATI FLOWER πŸ‘οΈπŸ”Ί

πŸ’¨ 24.64% THC | 27.89% THCa


πŸ“¦ PRODUCT DETAILS

Product Type: Premium Flower
Strain Type: Indica Dominant
Quality: Legendary


🌱 PARENT STRAINS

Club 33 Phenotype

Illuminati originates from the distinctive Club 33 phenotype, a genetic selection associated with rich, earthy aromatics, pungent herbal complexity, and subtle dessert-inspired sweetness.

This legendary indica-dominant cultivar brings together deep herbal notes, warm peppery spice, bright citrus, and rich earthy undertones.

Its distinctive phenotype offers a complex aromatic profile that balances classic Kush-inspired richness with refreshing citrus brightness and subtle sweetness.


🧬 STRAIN OVERVIEW

Illuminati Flower is a legendary indica-dominant cultivar distinguished by its unique Club 33 phenotype, substantial cannabinoid content, and rich terpene expression.

Featuring 24.64% THC and 27.89% THCa, Illuminati showcases impressive cannabinoid potency alongside a bold, earthy, and herbal aromatic character.

Deep herbal richness and warm peppery spice lead the profile, followed by bright citrus zest, subtle sweetness, and pungent earthy undertones.

Its combination of classic, earthy complexity and vibrant citrus creates a distinctive aromatic profile that reflects the character of its Club 33 genetic heritage.


πŸŒΏπŸ‹ FLAVOR & AROMA

Flavor Notes

β€’ Rich earthy herbs
β€’ Warm black pepper
β€’ Bright citrus zest
β€’ Subtle sweet undertones
β€’ Pungent Kush-inspired richness
β€’ Fresh botanical notes
β€’ Smooth, earthy finish

Aroma Profile

Illuminati opens with rich earthy and herbal aromatics layered over warm peppery spice, bright citrus, and subtle sweetness.

Myrcene contributes deep herbal richness, Caryophyllene adds bold peppery warmth, and Limonene provides vibrant citrus brightness.

Together, these terpenes create a rich, complex aromatic profile that highlights the distinctive character of the Club 33 phenotype.


βš– COMPLIANCE NOTICE

This hemp-derived product is intended to comply with applicable federal and state hemp regulations. Delta-9 THC compliance should be verified against the product's current certificate of analysis.

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Note: to receive discount, you must purchase the same sized bag for all bundled strains. For example, two 3.5G bags of different strains qualify for the discount, but mixing a 1G bag of one strain with a 7G bag of another will not.

$35 Eighths (3.5G)

2 for $65 ($32.50 Each)
4 for $122 ($30.40 Each)
8 for $220 ($27.42 Each)

$62 Quarters (7G)

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4 for $211 ($52.55 Each)
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$110 Halves (14G)

2 for $210 ($105 Each)
4 for $390 ($97.35 Each)
8 for $614 ($76.23 Each)

$199 Ounces (28G)

2 for $388 ($193.77 Each)
4 for $611 ($152.57 Each)
8 for $1119 ($139.88 Each)

$550 1/4LBS (112G)

2 for $1,000 ($500 Each)
4 for $1,810 ($453 Each)
8 for $3,510 ($439 Each)

$1800 1LBS (448G)

2 for $3,500 ($1750 Each)
5 for $8,500 ($1700 Each)
10 for $16,000 ($1600 Each)

FAQs

How Long Until I Get My Cannabis?

Who doesn't want their weed faster? Nobody! Thats why weekday orders paid for before 3:30PM Central ship out the exact same day! Weekend orders go out Monday mornings

After that delivery time is up to mail carriers, but almost all shipments take from 1-3 business days to deliver.

How Can I buy such Fire Weed without a Medcard?

To put it in simple terms: the government defined marijuana based on it's psychoactive ingredient. However, this compound does not exist until the plant is heated! (: Therefore, we can sell and ship full THC products straight to your door!

For a more in depth look in to this legal loophole, click here!

How Does LOUD label its Various Qualities?

We have a very simple, 4 tiered system in which we classify our products:

LEGENDARY- The pinnacle of perfection. These are the rarest cultivars in the LOUD world β€” limited drops, exclusive genetics, and terp profiles that redefine top shelf. Expect immaculate bag appeal, jaw-dropping potency, and flavors so rich they practically announce themselves when you open the jar. Only the most discerning cannabis connoisseurs will understand why this tier sits above the rest.

LOUDEST- Exotic- Tier 1- Looking for the top tier cannabis genetics? You've found it! Our exotic strains check all the boxes: expect a great nose, delectable flavors, extreme potency and perfectly manicured buds

LOUDER- Strong- Tier 2- Watch out! These pack a bit more punch. This is the shelf that consistent users choose to procure their "daily driver" strains, and many consider the sweet spot between potency and affordability

LOUD- Average- Tier 3- These products are on the lower end in terms of potency. These are typically suitable for newer/ infrequent users, as well as those looking for cannabis "from the old days"

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