Astro Status Flower
Strain Type: Sativa Dominant
Quality: Exotic
THC: 28.07%
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3.5G Jars
2 for $57 ($28.50 Each), 4 for $104 ($26 Each), 8 for $188 ($23.50 Each)
7G Jars
2 for $102 ($51.00 Each), 4 for $184 ($46 Each), 8 for $358 ($44.75 Each)
14G Jars
2 for $182 ($91 Each), 4 for $354 ($88.50 Each), 8 for $558 ($69.75 Each)
28G Jars
2 for $350 ($175 Each), 4 for $554 ($138.50 Each), 8 for $1010 ($126.52 Each)
112G Bags
2 for $1000 ($500 Each), 4 for $1810 ($452.50 Each), 8 for $3510 ($438.75 Each)
448G Bags
2 for $3500 ($1750 Each), 5 for $8,500 ($1700 Each), 10 for $16,000 ($1600 Each)
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Quick Information
Genetic Parents: Zero Gravity x Mai Tai #4
Total THC: 28.07%
THCA: 31.76%
Quality: Exotic
Genetic Type: Sativa Dominant
Dominant Terpenes:
Flower Description
🚀✨ ASTRO STATUS
28.07% THC | 31.76% THCA
FLOWER | EXOTIC | SATIVA DOMINANT
PARENT STRAINS
Oreoz × Zero Gravity
STRAIN OVERVIEW
Astro Status is an Exotic sativa-dominant strain bred from Oreoz and Zero Gravity, combining dense resin production with a bright, uplifting effect profile. With 28.07% THC and 31.76% THCA, this cultivar delivers strong potency wrapped in rich terpene expression. Expect energizing head effects balanced by a smooth, steady body presence — flavorful, powerful, and dialed in.
FLAVOR & AROMA
• Sweet creamy undertones
• Bright citrus zest
• Herbal spice finish
A layered aroma blending dessert-like sweetness with sharp citrus and smooth peppery depth.
EXPERIENCE
Astro Status hits with an immediate cerebral uplift that sharpens focus and boosts mood, followed by a light body balance that keeps you grounded without slowing you down.
Best suited for:
✔ Daytime sessions
✔ Creative focus
✔ Uplifting social energy
✔ Flavor-forward smokers
TEXTURE & QUALITY
Exotic-tier flower featuring dense bud structure, heavy trichome coverage, and a terpene-rich smoke. Clean-burning, flavorful, and visually striking.
WHY IT STANDS OUT
🔥 Exotic-level genetics
🔥 Sweet citrus-spice terpene blend
🔥 Strong sativa-dominant energy
🔥 Dense, resin-coated buds
DOMINANT TERPENES
Beta-Caryophyllene – Sweet pepper warmth
Limonene – Bright citrus uplift
Myrcene – Herbal body balance
Compliance Notice:
This product contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC, as required by law. Each package ships with documentation for law enforcement and package handlers.
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Note: to receive discount, you must purchase the same sized bag for all bundled strains. For example, two 3.5G bags of different strains qualify for the discount, but mixing a 1G bag of one strain with a 7G bag of another will not.
$33 Eighths (3.5G)
2 for $64 ($32 Each)
4 for $115 ($29 Each)
8 for $207 ($26 Each)
$59 Quarters (7G)
2 for $110 ($55 Each)
4 for $200 ($50 Each)
8 for $385 ($48 Each)
$105 Halves (14G)
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4 for $372 ($93 Each)
8 for $586($74 Each)
$190 Ounces (28G)
2 for $370 ($185 Each)
4 for $583 ($146 Each)
8 for $1069 ($134 Each)
$550 1/4LBS (112G)
2 for $1,000 ($500 Each)
4 for $1,810 ($453 Each)
8 for $3,510 ($439 Each)
$1800 1LBS (448G)
2 for $3,500 ($1750 Each)
5 for $8,500 ($1700 Each)
10 for $16,000 ($1600 Each)
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After that delivery time is up to mail carriers, but almost all shipments take from 1-3 business days to deliver.
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We have a very simple, 4 tiered system in which we classify our products:
LEGENDARY- The pinnacle of perfection. These are the rarest cultivars in the LOUD world — limited drops, exclusive genetics, and terp profiles that redefine top shelf. Expect immaculate bag appeal, jaw-dropping potency, and flavors so rich they practically announce themselves when you open the jar. Only the most discerning cannabis connoisseurs will understand why this tier sits above the rest.
LOUDEST- Exotic- Tier 1- Looking for the top tier cannabis genetics? You've found it! Our exotic strains check all the boxes: expect a great nose, delectable flavors, extreme potency and perfectly manicured buds
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